Many years ago, Richard Nixon came to my hometown to begin his attempt to regain respectability in the face of his impending impeachment. I watched him speak from a tree across the parking lot noting the glints of light from tall buildings on the horizon as my brother and I took turns looking through an old detached rifle scope. When the elderly lady in the pink suit walked beneath the tree and whipped out a small walkie talkie and said, "No, it's just two kids with an old scope." I realized the meaning of those glints of light.
Gary Trudeau published his "Fritters Alabama" strip in Doonesbury about the event depicting one of the most modern cities in the South at that time as two coots in suspenders sitting on a broken down porch thus reinforcing the bigoted stereotypes of the left intellectuals about places they had never been. For me, it was the realization that the radicals of the Sixties that I had admired were in fact more bigoted than the people of my State who had become synonymous with the term during the Wallace years.
And during this campaign, I've seen the results of that undisguised bigotry. Obama supporters claim that their bottom up tactics have upended the Reagan Revolution and are putting the country back on the right path. Except that bottom up approach is not how he is winning.
The Obama campaign is cheating and Obama is lieing.
This election could have been about trust. Instead, it has become about fraud. As a result, an Obama win will be the beginning of a deeper penetration of cynicism and mistrust into the American psyche than even Bush managed ineptly. This time it is being done expertly and there will be hell to pay for it. Worse, anyone who tries to take a closer look and discuss it can see those glints of light and feel the threat from the far left.
The country swung far to the right extreme and now it is swinging just as far to the left. Neither extreme is healthy, so by our own hand, we will pay for our inability to evolve beyond these extremes into a nation moderate in all respects except our willingness to defend the nation. Instead, we have become a nation dedicated to self-abuse.
Good luck out there.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Economics For The New World Order: Argh Matey!
o Marxism: the belief that if I have the scalpel and book I am qualified to do brain surgery.
o Communism: the belief that if I need brain surgery, any surgeon can do the job.
o Socialism: the belief that everyone needs brain surgery.
o Capitalism: the belief that I can sell enough books and scalpels to enough surgeons that I can buy enough insurance to pay for brain surgery whether I need it or not
It is the theory of scarcity or in the new web version, no market where scarcity exists is interesting to an investor.
Except there are two scarcities that are more or less permanent: good ideas and talent. Then there is training but it is resolvable given talent. Good ideas appear to be at a fixed scale so these have become the treasure the pirates set their masts toward.
o Communism: the belief that if I need brain surgery, any surgeon can do the job.
o Socialism: the belief that everyone needs brain surgery.
o Capitalism: the belief that I can sell enough books and scalpels to enough surgeons that I can buy enough insurance to pay for brain surgery whether I need it or not
It is the theory of scarcity or in the new web version, no market where scarcity exists is interesting to an investor.
Except there are two scarcities that are more or less permanent: good ideas and talent. Then there is training but it is resolvable given talent. Good ideas appear to be at a fixed scale so these have become the treasure the pirates set their masts toward.
Thursday, October 09, 2008
One Toke Over The Line
Just as I think the Obama campaign can't get more self-serving, I find yet another nitwit proposal.
We are being asked not to defend ourselves because that is bad for the 'cultural goods' market in California. Jon Taplin, the Annenberg Chair of Communications at USC and movie executive writes in his paper proposing that California become a city-state, "America's aggressive military posture has led to a rise in Anti-Americanism in cultural goods."
Wow. So now we are told that California is to become independent just as Governor Schwarzenegger goes hat in hand to ask for $7 billion dollars from the Federal government because California can't pay its bills due to the astronomical (30%) difference in pay to State employees.
The California entertainment moguls are the same people holding those big private soirees to contribute to Obama's campaign, but we are messin' with their business by fighting global terrorism.
It doesn't get kookier than that. I hope. If it does, it's time put up a fence in Nevada before the crazy people come rolling home. The state that has been one toke over the line for forty years has decided being high is more important than being safe.
We are being asked not to defend ourselves because that is bad for the 'cultural goods' market in California. Jon Taplin, the Annenberg Chair of Communications at USC and movie executive writes in his paper proposing that California become a city-state, "America's aggressive military posture has led to a rise in Anti-Americanism in cultural goods."
Wow. So now we are told that California is to become independent just as Governor Schwarzenegger goes hat in hand to ask for $7 billion dollars from the Federal government because California can't pay its bills due to the astronomical (30%) difference in pay to State employees.
The California entertainment moguls are the same people holding those big private soirees to contribute to Obama's campaign, but we are messin' with their business by fighting global terrorism.
It doesn't get kookier than that. I hope. If it does, it's time put up a fence in Nevada before the crazy people come rolling home. The state that has been one toke over the line for forty years has decided being high is more important than being safe.
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Oprah Finds Her Groove
Oprah Winfrey is holding a two event to raise money for Obama this weekend. It seems that they just can't get enough money from the grass roots so they are holding another "you can't afford to be here, Reverend" event. In fact, even Obama isn't going but Michelle is.
Meanwhile the market will continue to vote with its feet over the immediate prospect of an Obama presidency like Jack with his magic beans watching the troll come down the beanstalk looking for the magic cow.
"The bucket's going down down down."
Michelle is rumored to say, "Let them eat cake!" and Oprah responds, "Don't you let them anywhere NEAR my cake!"
And the Chinese ambassador says, "Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
And Hillary Clinton? She just sits back sipping her tea smiling that Cheshire Cat smile.
Meanwhile the market will continue to vote with its feet over the immediate prospect of an Obama presidency like Jack with his magic beans watching the troll come down the beanstalk looking for the magic cow.
"The bucket's going down down down."
Michelle is rumored to say, "Let them eat cake!" and Oprah responds, "Don't you let them anywhere NEAR my cake!"
And the Chinese ambassador says, "Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
And Hillary Clinton? She just sits back sipping her tea smiling that Cheshire Cat smile.
Saturday, October 04, 2008
Obama Camp
So you're supporting Obama because he is for change, or maybe because you hate Bush, or maybe because you think nothing can be worse than the last eight years.
Guess again.
Here is what you are supporting.
This one is from Venice California. Obama is going to change it all.
Guess again.
Here is what you are supporting.
This one is from Venice California. Obama is going to change it all.
Friday, October 03, 2008
Understanding Economics
I found this on Jon Taplin's blog. Don't ask; just watch. The only difference is today that person in the string vest would be Hispanic.
Class War
If you cast it in the terms a talking head journalist understands, diction, erudition, breath control, pacing, sophistication, Palin lost. That was Rachel Maddow's take.
If you cast it in the terms the average American understands, courage of convictions, honesty, forthrightness, direct approach to the problems, Palin won. That was Greta van Susteren's take.
If you cast it in terms of who understands what a working mother wants to hear regarding taking the fight to the corruption in DC and New York, Palin won. That was the take of the women at the coffee pot this morning.
For the person who had the most distance to cover, Palin clearly won.
Will all that sum up as leadership? That is to be determined.
The disappointment was the utter predictability of each network's reaction. The candidate they are in the tank for, they still are.
But here's the kicker: sophistication is telling people losing their homes they are the reason for the credit crunch because they bought what they could not afford while the sophisticate telling them that is eating fish eggs at $330 an ounce. Gore and Kerry didn't get that.
The fat guy down front with five kids and a job teetering on layoff and the single mom raising a family don't either.
This election is a class war.
If you cast it in the terms the average American understands, courage of convictions, honesty, forthrightness, direct approach to the problems, Palin won. That was Greta van Susteren's take.
If you cast it in terms of who understands what a working mother wants to hear regarding taking the fight to the corruption in DC and New York, Palin won. That was the take of the women at the coffee pot this morning.
For the person who had the most distance to cover, Palin clearly won.
Will all that sum up as leadership? That is to be determined.
The disappointment was the utter predictability of each network's reaction. The candidate they are in the tank for, they still are.
But here's the kicker: sophistication is telling people losing their homes they are the reason for the credit crunch because they bought what they could not afford while the sophisticate telling them that is eating fish eggs at $330 an ounce. Gore and Kerry didn't get that.
The fat guy down front with five kids and a job teetering on layoff and the single mom raising a family don't either.
This election is a class war.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Loose Conversations: Fifty Foot Veronica
"One more thing, Truman was a Democrat, so what is your point?"
Truman was a haberdasher first, and considered for the ticket only because FDR thought him incapable of being a power player. No one thought him capable of stepping in and FDR knew he was himself, unlikely to make it.
He did it anyway.
Brad sez: "There is simply no possible way that a liberal, country-loving Democrat can understand those of you who helped elect W into office twice and we are almost paranoid that you will do it to us again."
I get that. I was a Democrat of the same bent. Then I read about Barack and realized there are deeper dangers than even W.
One is an arrogant self-confidence that if people don't vote for the man, somehow they are stupid.
Two is watching the left so afraid of losing that they become the right but worse. If you become that which frightens you, you lose anyway.
That breaks all deals.
@nat sez" It has been amateur night in the white house for 8 years. Clown season is over."
Clowns? Bush and Cheney? Only if you watch Tripping the Rift, Nat.
You offer us a bean counter who can't not smirk or get irritated when confronted.
We offer a point guard who can play through the pain.
I'll take Six over Chode or Bobo anyday. Are you guys afraid of a fifty foot Veronica?
Truman was a haberdasher first, and considered for the ticket only because FDR thought him incapable of being a power player. No one thought him capable of stepping in and FDR knew he was himself, unlikely to make it.
He did it anyway.
Brad sez: "There is simply no possible way that a liberal, country-loving Democrat can understand those of you who helped elect W into office twice and we are almost paranoid that you will do it to us again."
I get that. I was a Democrat of the same bent. Then I read about Barack and realized there are deeper dangers than even W.
One is an arrogant self-confidence that if people don't vote for the man, somehow they are stupid.
Two is watching the left so afraid of losing that they become the right but worse. If you become that which frightens you, you lose anyway.
That breaks all deals.
@nat sez" It has been amateur night in the white house for 8 years. Clown season is over."
Clowns? Bush and Cheney? Only if you watch Tripping the Rift, Nat.
You offer us a bean counter who can't not smirk or get irritated when confronted.
We offer a point guard who can play through the pain.
I'll take Six over Chode or Bobo anyday. Are you guys afraid of a fifty foot Veronica?
Mary's Season
It is a beautiful Sunday. I found these and think them clever.
Ave Maria - Schubert (Bocelli)
Ave Maria - Gounod (Bocelli)
Ave Maria - Schubert (Bocelli)
Ave Maria - Gounod (Bocelli)
Saturday, September 27, 2008
On Orbit and Walking: Congratulations to China!
An outcome of the focus in America on the elections was the Chinese did not get the coverage deserved for their outstanding accomplishments in space this week. They put a crew of three in orbit and their first spacewalk was successful.
Space buffs like me who grew up in the town that built the Saturn V and watched the improbable success of the American space program understand the exhiliration the Chinese people must feel.
Congratulations from the home of the Saturn V!! Well done!!
Space buffs like me who grew up in the town that built the Saturn V and watched the improbable success of the American space program understand the exhiliration the Chinese people must feel.
Congratulations from the home of the Saturn V!! Well done!!
Friday, September 26, 2008
Something From The Americans
i love Presidential debates. These are where the real election season starts. As debates go, it was better than some, but a snoozer at the start. Obama seemed nervous going in and McCain seemed feeble. It got better.
Two moments:
1. Lessons from the war: Obama has it right. The critical decision is to go. Then he blows it. The critical American value lost was non-preemption. Our not being a first strike nation regardless of our power was the value we prized and for which we are admired. The lesson is the Bush Doctrine while tactical is not strategic. Instead, Obama talked about the effect on the economy and my wife muttered, "Bean Counter!" and the list he followed with followed that line of thinking.
He had a choice to make points on values but left them on the table for money. McCain was able to recover with the "not the decision the next President has to make. When to leave and what to leave behind are" which is exactly right and a smart way to get out of answering the question.
2. "I looked into Putin's eyes and I saw three letters, a K and a G and a B".
Classic straight talk McCain. Funny and understandable.
A wash except in style points. McCain looked old but deeply passionate about what he cared about. Obama looked young but easily irritated.
McCain wins this one but not by a knockout.
So on this most American night, something from the Americans.
Two moments:
1. Lessons from the war: Obama has it right. The critical decision is to go. Then he blows it. The critical American value lost was non-preemption. Our not being a first strike nation regardless of our power was the value we prized and for which we are admired. The lesson is the Bush Doctrine while tactical is not strategic. Instead, Obama talked about the effect on the economy and my wife muttered, "Bean Counter!" and the list he followed with followed that line of thinking.
He had a choice to make points on values but left them on the table for money. McCain was able to recover with the "not the decision the next President has to make. When to leave and what to leave behind are" which is exactly right and a smart way to get out of answering the question.
2. "I looked into Putin's eyes and I saw three letters, a K and a G and a B".
Classic straight talk McCain. Funny and understandable.
A wash except in style points. McCain looked old but deeply passionate about what he cared about. Obama looked young but easily irritated.
McCain wins this one but not by a knockout.
So on this most American night, something from the Americans.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Life's A Long Song
Sitting here waiting for the Boss to call and tell us how the demo is going, Southern breeze blowing windy and warm outside, I remember the night Jethro Tull came to play and the lords of our local civic center pulled the power plug on them promptly at 11PM in the middle of a flute solo.
I ran into Jeffery Hammond-Hammond in the parking lot walking back to the hotel. Boy was HE pissed.
"They pulled the f**** plug on us. How can you live in the sh**hole of a town??"
"ummm.... I understand. It's home."
"But what a rotten pissy thing to do!!!"
"Yeah I agree. Want to get high?"
"THOSE BARSTARDS!!!! ummm.... what... oh yeh"
Watching this election accompanied by the economic tsunami pouring over our shores as predicted, being personally pummeled on other blogs because I defend McCain and Palin and refuse to toss in with The One, I am somehow upbeat. I don't know if it's the cancer diagnosis that left me feeling every day above ground is a good one, or just my own curmudgeonly obstinacy, or that sense that neither of the parties has much moral high ground to retreat to and the mainstream media is going down in the suckage, but I just don't feel the terror and panic I see in the faces on the boob tube.
They tripped over the economy and now their acts are just short wonks whacking away at strings without amplification and all I hear is the shrill flute noises of their anger and rage at being left on stage in the dark with an audience filing out to continue their parties elsewhere.
Life's a long song.
I ran into Jeffery Hammond-Hammond in the parking lot walking back to the hotel. Boy was HE pissed.
"They pulled the f**** plug on us. How can you live in the sh**hole of a town??"
"ummm.... I understand. It's home."
"But what a rotten pissy thing to do!!!"
"Yeah I agree. Want to get high?"
"THOSE BARSTARDS!!!! ummm.... what... oh yeh"
Watching this election accompanied by the economic tsunami pouring over our shores as predicted, being personally pummeled on other blogs because I defend McCain and Palin and refuse to toss in with The One, I am somehow upbeat. I don't know if it's the cancer diagnosis that left me feeling every day above ground is a good one, or just my own curmudgeonly obstinacy, or that sense that neither of the parties has much moral high ground to retreat to and the mainstream media is going down in the suckage, but I just don't feel the terror and panic I see in the faces on the boob tube.
They tripped over the economy and now their acts are just short wonks whacking away at strings without amplification and all I hear is the shrill flute noises of their anger and rage at being left on stage in the dark with an audience filing out to continue their parties elsewhere.
Life's a long song.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
The Undisputed Truth
2008: The year when sexism trumped racism because holding women down is what men do to stay on top and keeping other women out is what women do to stay on bottom.
One Tin Soldier
History might repeat itself, but never the same way. Thus purpose and revisionism conspire to create the delicious ironies of history.
William Ayers put Barack Obama in charge of ACORN. The Board of Elections in Cuyahoga County, Ohio and the .S. Attorney’s office in Michigan accused ACORN’s paid workers of submitting fraudulent registration cards.
But wait, there are more recent heart warming associations.
This week, Barack attends a do at the Standard Club ballroom last night, where he raised about $1 million for the Obama Victory Fund. That’s ok. Not the grassroots image, but no one buys that anyway. Then he was off to the $28,500 a plate “Greeks for Obama” Victory fete where he lavishes a two minute meaty praise on Alexi Giannoulias.
What do the ChiTown papers have to say about Alexi?
He is a “man who has long been dogged by charges that the bank his family owns helped finance a Chicago crime figure” and “who became Illinois state treasurer” in 2006 after Sen. Barack Obama vouched for him”. Alexi then “pledged to raise $100,000 for Obama.”
The September 5, 2007, Chicago fundraiser was omitted from Obama’s public schedule and the event was closed to the press,” Lynn Sweet of the Chicago Sun-Times reported.
“Before he promised to raise funds for Obama, Giannoulias bankrolled Michael ‘Jaws’ Giorango, a Chicagoan twice convicted of bookmaking and promoting prostitution.
“Giannoulias is so tainted by reputed mob links that several top Illinois Dems, including the state’s speaker of the House and party chairman, refused to endorse him even after he won the Democratic nomination with Obama’s help.
“Giannoulias was the bank’s vice president and chief loan officer for most of the more than $15 million in loans,”. The Obama campaign disputed any suggestion that Obama is tarnished by the association.”
The phrase that comes to mind is ‘lay down with dogs’.
Now consider this: the left has been aching for the Great Get Even ever since the 1972 election when a man with known mob associates, banking improprieties and a campaign willing to ratf*** its opponents won by 60+ per cent. Two years later, he was resigning in disgrace.
So in this election, the left presents a man with mob associates, strong links to the financial crisis and a campaign using illegal registrations.
Barack Obama isn't Jimmy Carter. He's Richard Nixon.
The irony of that is delicious.
William Ayers put Barack Obama in charge of ACORN. The Board of Elections in Cuyahoga County, Ohio and the .S. Attorney’s office in Michigan accused ACORN’s paid workers of submitting fraudulent registration cards.
But wait, there are more recent heart warming associations.
This week, Barack attends a do at the Standard Club ballroom last night, where he raised about $1 million for the Obama Victory Fund. That’s ok. Not the grassroots image, but no one buys that anyway. Then he was off to the $28,500 a plate “Greeks for Obama” Victory fete where he lavishes a two minute meaty praise on Alexi Giannoulias.
What do the ChiTown papers have to say about Alexi?
He is a “man who has long been dogged by charges that the bank his family owns helped finance a Chicago crime figure” and “who became Illinois state treasurer” in 2006 after Sen. Barack Obama vouched for him”. Alexi then “pledged to raise $100,000 for Obama.”
The September 5, 2007, Chicago fundraiser was omitted from Obama’s public schedule and the event was closed to the press,” Lynn Sweet of the Chicago Sun-Times reported.
“Before he promised to raise funds for Obama, Giannoulias bankrolled Michael ‘Jaws’ Giorango, a Chicagoan twice convicted of bookmaking and promoting prostitution.
“Giannoulias is so tainted by reputed mob links that several top Illinois Dems, including the state’s speaker of the House and party chairman, refused to endorse him even after he won the Democratic nomination with Obama’s help.
“Giannoulias was the bank’s vice president and chief loan officer for most of the more than $15 million in loans,”. The Obama campaign disputed any suggestion that Obama is tarnished by the association.”
The phrase that comes to mind is ‘lay down with dogs’.
Now consider this: the left has been aching for the Great Get Even ever since the 1972 election when a man with known mob associates, banking improprieties and a campaign willing to ratf*** its opponents won by 60+ per cent. Two years later, he was resigning in disgrace.
So in this election, the left presents a man with mob associates, strong links to the financial crisis and a campaign using illegal registrations.
Barack Obama isn't Jimmy Carter. He's Richard Nixon.
The irony of that is delicious.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
The Gift
Craig Carodine asked me to write something for the church contemporary Christmas program. The theme of the program is The Gift.
My contribution is HERE. Not fancy but fun. Sorry about the cheesy midi. This stuff takes about fourteen musicians to record right.
The lyrics follow.
My contribution is HERE. Not fancy but fun. Sorry about the cheesy midi. This stuff takes about fourteen musicians to record right.
The lyrics follow.
The Gift
Moses reached out with a mighty hand
Holy Father won't you part the sea?
With the water before us
And the Pharoah behind
There's not an awful lot of desert between
Jehovah looked down with a mighty grin
Like the ocean rolling out from the shore
And when the gift was given
It reached down from Heaven
Saying, "Pharoah, let my people go!"
His Gift His Gift is Given (repeat)
Shadrack stood in the fiery furnace
Shouting, "King on your worldly throne
For as warm as it is
I'd rather be with my friends
In the company of all I adore
There's a Heaven above you
There's a Hell below you
What you think about that, I don't know,
But when the gift is given
It rains down from Heaven
To the fire on the valley below.
His Gift His Gift is Given (repeat)
Oooooh His Gift is greater than the power of the sun and the sea
Oooooh His Gift is promised to the people that they shall be free
Oooooh His Gift is strong enough to last for eternity
Oooooh His Gift is given by the man from Galilee!
Jesus stood on a hill in Canaan
Looking out at their beautiful souls
They had come to hear about the gifts of God
His joy His peace His love
Come as children to my Father's house
For his love is as great as my own
And when my gift is given
It will reach right up to Heaven
Praying, "Father let your blessings flow"
When The Gift is given
God reaches down from Heaven
Giving Peace
Blessed Peace
Lord Your Peace!
Friday, September 19, 2008
Hacking Sarah
No reason to get excited
The thief he kindly spoke
For there are many here among us
Who think that life is but a joke
'All Along The Watchtower - Bob Dylan'
A message I received following the hacking of Sarah Palin's email:
What worries me though, is always the possibility that something underhanded could also be taking place, and everyone is rushing to get their stories straight, and cover things up, and that it will be two years from now, just like with Watergate, before we find out who lies at the end of the money trail.
Trust but verify.
This release has all the signs of an amateur and a kid. So I believe the story out of Tennessee.
Think about this: Obama's camp is a coalition of forces that hate each other only slightly less than they hate the Republicans. That's been the Democratic Party for years, but this time Obama's message has stirred up a hornet's nest of accusations of racism sexism, ageism and the other isms. On top of that, the millenials are out for themselves and Obama is the golden path.
That is a LOT of rage, anger, whoopee and hurrah. This cranks up the mammal brain. It's called endorphin addiction. It results in oxytocin going to the brain, the so-called 'pleasure' hormone. The rage is making them feel good. It affects all of us and if you stir up enough of it, you can drive an election like cattle to the slaughter house. This was the trick of George Wallace, Huey Long and yes, George W. Bush. All you have to do then is play multiplication by division, such as playing the evangelicals against the hispanics, thus the double message out of the Obama camp last week.
Along the way, this activity causes the fringes to become active. People feel empowered and they take rash actions because they are trapped in that endorphin/oxytocin cycle. So kids toss rocks at cops and the technically trained hack web sites. It's not different from what we did in the 60s.
Don't attribute to malice that which may be simple stupidity, the sign says.
There is one thing to watch out for. Endorphin-addiction is just like any other. Once the rage is removed, the body is still hungry for it and tries to get the same high, so it will transfer the addiction to another substance or cause. When done to large groups of people, post event, they start to mill around like cattle looking for fresh grass and a watering hole. That makes them easily led.
Note that the feminist movement followed hard on the heels of the anti-war movement that followed hard on the heels of the civil rights movement. Once these things are spun up, it's hard to stop them and easy to direct them. Thus in the early 70s, we saw those posters that said "Beware leaders regardless of their calling cause."
Dampen the paranoia. My guess is this was just a kid with connections and some simple social hacking chops. It's a lesson to any of you using Yahoo and Google Gmail. It isn't secure and it is harvested for fun and profit.
That's the Web. Let the buyer beware.
You've Got To Serve Somebody
This week:
o Federal crime. Emails hacked. Obama supporters only disappointed that dirt wasn't found. Guess what? There isn't any. Palin is a good egg.
o CBC columnist Heather Mallick says Palin's look is that of a "toned-down porn actress." husband is Todd a "roughneck," son Track is "terrified," and pregnant teenage daughter Bristol is a "pramface," boyfriend is a 'ratboy', her supporters, "white trash", Alaska as a “frontier state full of drunks and crazy people.” and "Canada's ugly stepchild".
Meanwhile, Obama says nothing as usual and goes camping with celebrity advisors until Pelosi sends him instructions while the American economy melts like cheese on a flame-broiled burger.
This isn't that complicated. We've been ripped off and we want
1. Our money back.
2. Heads on pikes in front of the White House.
Get a clue.
o Federal crime. Emails hacked. Obama supporters only disappointed that dirt wasn't found. Guess what? There isn't any. Palin is a good egg.
o CBC columnist Heather Mallick says Palin's look is that of a "toned-down porn actress." husband is Todd a "roughneck," son Track is "terrified," and pregnant teenage daughter Bristol is a "pramface," boyfriend is a 'ratboy', her supporters, "white trash", Alaska as a “frontier state full of drunks and crazy people.” and "Canada's ugly stepchild".
Meanwhile, Obama says nothing as usual and goes camping with celebrity advisors until Pelosi sends him instructions while the American economy melts like cheese on a flame-broiled burger.
This isn't that complicated. We've been ripped off and we want
1. Our money back.
2. Heads on pikes in front of the White House.
Get a clue.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
The Chinese Menu Party
Want to join the Chinese Menu Party? In our party, you get to choose one from column a and one from column b. So now an Obama/Palin ticket is a winner, and you can still get Hillary with the fortune cookie.
People want to say this is the people against the rich Republicans. This is actually two parties of the rich spending half a billion dollars to capture the larger half of 10% of the voters who will turn into pumpkins the day after the votes are confirmed.
Oh sinner man, where ya gonna run to.
People want to say this is the people against the rich Republicans. This is actually two parties of the rich spending half a billion dollars to capture the larger half of 10% of the voters who will turn into pumpkins the day after the votes are confirmed.
Oh sinner man, where ya gonna run to.
Monday, September 15, 2008
If This Train's Going To Hell, Get the Best Seats
Ok, yeah, it's all going to hell. Greed. The usual suspects. Left screaming at right; right screaming at left. Chains rattling. Doors Creaking! Piggy banks breaking! BoogeyMan at the back door!
BOO!!
Here's the thing: if you've been around awhile, you've seen this before. In 1974, the economic chickens of a long war without raising taxes to pay for it came a roostin'. Oh what shall we do?
We stayed home. We watched TV with friends on Saturday night with lots of snacks. We played in the parks. We rode our bikes. We went to free concerts. We staged free concerts. Our Dads worked on the cars of our friends. Our friends painted the houses of our Dads. We slowed down.
It was drab. It was glorious. WE made do.
America only changes when her back is against the wall and now is such a time. WE took out the loans. WE bought the SUVs. WE voted for the (insert your favorite demon here)s!
It can be terrible for the ambitious social mavens to have to dance to a folk singer instead of a rock band, or listen to a recording instead of going to an opera, or cook with neighbors instead of being served by strangers...
But it can also be the best times of your life. Go out and see what you can find.
BOO!!
Here's the thing: if you've been around awhile, you've seen this before. In 1974, the economic chickens of a long war without raising taxes to pay for it came a roostin'. Oh what shall we do?
We stayed home. We watched TV with friends on Saturday night with lots of snacks. We played in the parks. We rode our bikes. We went to free concerts. We staged free concerts. Our Dads worked on the cars of our friends. Our friends painted the houses of our Dads. We slowed down.
It was drab. It was glorious. WE made do.
America only changes when her back is against the wall and now is such a time. WE took out the loans. WE bought the SUVs. WE voted for the (insert your favorite demon here)s!
It can be terrible for the ambitious social mavens to have to dance to a folk singer instead of a rock band, or listen to a recording instead of going to an opera, or cook with neighbors instead of being served by strangers...
But it can also be the best times of your life. Go out and see what you can find.
Friday, September 12, 2008
Gas
Pray for the people in Galveston and Houston. Please.
3.99 per gallon @ J&W Market in Hazel Green. Limit $20 or roughly 5 gallons.
What can we do?
1. Full-car policy: on Sunday, call your neighbors who attend your church. Work out a carpool with them. Heck, pick up the Baptists too if their church is on the way.
2. Going to a high-school football game tonight? Same thing. Going to Sam's to get groceries? Same thing.
3. If you are thinking about complaining, imagine you are in a car packed with your family, the dog and two of your neighbors heading out of Houston right now and paying the same amount for gas and still limited to 5 gallons per stop.
4. We are a city of some of the best engineers in the world. Start a Get Off Gasoline Club and hold contests for the most novel workable ways to cut down on consumption.
5. Turn off the AC in your car at night and open the windows. 4/40 worked for our grandfathers and our fathers and it will work for us. Make the wind blown look trendy.
Adapt. It's the American Way!
3.99 per gallon @ J&W Market in Hazel Green. Limit $20 or roughly 5 gallons.
What can we do?
1. Full-car policy: on Sunday, call your neighbors who attend your church. Work out a carpool with them. Heck, pick up the Baptists too if their church is on the way.
2. Going to a high-school football game tonight? Same thing. Going to Sam's to get groceries? Same thing.
3. If you are thinking about complaining, imagine you are in a car packed with your family, the dog and two of your neighbors heading out of Houston right now and paying the same amount for gas and still limited to 5 gallons per stop.
4. We are a city of some of the best engineers in the world. Start a Get Off Gasoline Club and hold contests for the most novel workable ways to cut down on consumption.
5. Turn off the AC in your car at night and open the windows. 4/40 worked for our grandfathers and our fathers and it will work for us. Make the wind blown look trendy.
Adapt. It's the American Way!
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