Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Oprah Finds Her Groove

Oprah Winfrey is holding a two event to raise money for Obama this weekend. It seems that they just can't get enough money from the grass roots so they are holding another "you can't afford to be here, Reverend" event. In fact, even Obama isn't going but Michelle is.

Meanwhile the market will continue to vote with its feet over the immediate prospect of an Obama presidency like Jack with his magic beans watching the troll come down the beanstalk looking for the magic cow.

"The bucket's going down down down."

Michelle is rumored to say, "Let them eat cake!" and Oprah responds, "Don't you let them anywhere NEAR my cake!"

And the Chinese ambassador says, "Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

And Hillary Clinton? She just sits back sipping her tea smiling that Cheshire Cat smile.

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