Tuesday, October 11, 2005

March of the Intelligently Designed Penguins

The conservatives are touting March of the Penguins as an ode to monogamy. It confirms what I've always thought: it's for the birds. They also say it confirms intelligent design. So an intelligent creator dresses you in a tuxedo and makes you walk hundreds of miles to find a mate, then after sex, you have to stand around rolling an egg between your toes while she goes fishing.

Ok, I get that last bit. I live in Alabama. But I don't fish in a tux. It scares the bait.

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