Monday, August 30, 2010

AROMA Party: FBI Field Report 19-082910

FBI Field Report 19-082910
SUBJECT: AROMA Party Party Surveillance

On August 29, 2010, Special Agent Dagne Horowitz received a tip that members of the AROMA Party were conducting an unscheduled meeting at the home of an unregistered party member. Arriving in separate cars (see Appendix for make, model, licenses), they entered the home of Daniel Moz in the early hours of the evening. During the evening, surveillance showed the party members were studiously comparing the unedited and unaired satellite feeds of the Glen Beck organized Return to Honor gathering on the National Mall in Washington DC to a showing of "Mars Attacks", a failed Tim Burton film.

During the evening, party member April Merryweather went to a local food market. She returned with a bag or pomegranates. The reason for this is as yet unknown. A background check of the market employees is underway at this time.


Amber in Albuquerque said...

1) Pomegranate juice + vodka = onehelluva martini.

2)I loved Mars Attacks. It's funny as hell.

3) How did the Beck footage stack up against it?


4) Why the hell wasn't I at this party?

Len Bullard said...

Very smart. Oprah's recipe!

So far, they report they can't tell the difference between Beck's rally and the gathering to welcome the aliens. In fact, the entire zeitgeist looks too much like it.

You wouldn't have enjoyed being the only other girl in the room without her own pomegranates.

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