Take This Job and Shove It

On the drive home, National Public Radio said the Pope is considering tendering his resignation. Hmmm. By all accounts, the Pope is the representative of God On Earth.

To what interoffice address does the Pope send his resignation and who approves it?

Does the Pope get to keep his accrued vacation and overtime?

Where does the Pope go to get away from the Boss anyway?

What kind of 401k or stock options do you get for working for the Almighty?

and finally

Does the Pope have to sign a waiver agreeing not to work for the competition for six months?